[Lambo is out on the halls after returning to the kitchen after having a big breakfast when fire shoots past his head. He shrieks in rage at it as he starts dodging, already annoyed from the hail.]

SPANK LAMBO-SAN'S BOOTY!

[He's so impressed with managing to avoid the fire that he doesn't notice flames heading for his backside as he does his victory ( Read more... )

[There's a lot of sniffling when the device clicks on before Lambo finally speaks, sounding sadder than he ever has before and very, very tired.]

L-lambo-san wants to go home. [Sniff sniff.] Lambo-san doesn't like blood in the taps and in the bath and in Lambo's sweet smelling hair and on Lambo-san's clothes. [A long pause where he bursts into ( Read more... )